Friday, June 4, 2010

Sonia to Laalu

Sonia : Laalu ji you are so smart, how do you have 9 children...
Lalu : Sasura, humare samay main muh main dene ka fashion nahi tha :P

A boy student to Madam

A boy student : Madam ladkiyo ko 13 saal se pehle baccha nahi hota ?
Madam : haa beta nahi hota .
Student: To apni beti ko samjhaiyen, faltu main darr rahi hai :P

Ek saadhu gali se jaa raha tha ki uspe

Ek saadhu gali se jaa raha tha ki uspe bra aa giri :

Saadhu bola : Hey Prabhu ! yeh teri kaisi leela hai . Aam koi aur choos raha hai aur chilke hum pe fek raha hai !

Once a class teacher

Once a class teacher asked his students :
" Baccho "My Class Teacher" pe 10 lines likho "

Ek baccha khada hoke poochta hai :
" Sir bhosdi wale" ko kya kehte hai ?

A small kid love story !

A small kid love story !

Uske kadam jaha jaha pade hum woh jagah choom li ,
woh bewafa meri mummy ko jaake boli " Aunty aapka beta mitti khaata hai " :P

If you fail in exams ?

If you fail in exams :

Mom says 3 words : Thoda padh lete beta !

Dad Says 3 words : Ye sudrega nahi !

Lover says 3 words : How could you ?

Friends says 3 words : Main bhi fail :D

Kya aapke toothpaste main namak hai ?

Kya aapke toothpaste main namak hai ?

Agar haa to thoda haldi, mirchi, imli aur paani daal kar chatni kyu nahi banate :P