Sonia : Laalu ji you are so smart, how do you have 9 children...
Lalu : Sasura, humare samay main muh main dene ka fashion nahi tha :P
Friday, June 4, 2010
A boy student to Madam
A boy student : Madam ladkiyo ko 13 saal se pehle baccha nahi hota ?
Madam : haa beta nahi hota .
Student: To apni beti ko samjhaiyen, faltu main darr rahi hai :P
Madam : haa beta nahi hota .
Student: To apni beti ko samjhaiyen, faltu main darr rahi hai :P
Ek saadhu gali se jaa raha tha ki uspe
Ek saadhu gali se jaa raha tha ki uspe bra aa giri :
Saadhu bola : Hey Prabhu ! yeh teri kaisi leela hai . Aam koi aur choos raha hai aur chilke hum pe fek raha hai !
Once a class teacher
Once a class teacher asked his students :
" Baccho "My Class Teacher" pe 10 lines likho "
Ek baccha khada hoke poochta hai :
" Sir bhosdi wale" ko kya kehte hai ?
A small kid love story !
A small kid love story !
Uske kadam jaha jaha pade hum woh jagah choom li ,
woh bewafa meri mummy ko jaake boli " Aunty aapka beta mitti khaata hai " :P
If you fail in exams ?
If you fail in exams :
Mom says 3 words : Thoda padh lete beta !
Dad Says 3 words : Ye sudrega nahi !
Lover says 3 words : How could you ?
Friends says 3 words : Main bhi fail :D
Kya aapke toothpaste main namak hai ?
Kya aapke toothpaste main namak hai ?
Agar haa to thoda haldi, mirchi, imli aur paani daal kar chatni kyu nahi banate :P
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