Friday, June 4, 2010

Sonia to Laalu

Sonia : Laalu ji you are so smart, how do you have 9 children...
Lalu : Sasura, humare samay main muh main dene ka fashion nahi tha :P

A boy student to Madam

A boy student : Madam ladkiyo ko 13 saal se pehle baccha nahi hota ?
Madam : haa beta nahi hota .
Student: To apni beti ko samjhaiyen, faltu main darr rahi hai :P

Ek saadhu gali se jaa raha tha ki uspe

Ek saadhu gali se jaa raha tha ki uspe bra aa giri :

Saadhu bola : Hey Prabhu ! yeh teri kaisi leela hai . Aam koi aur choos raha hai aur chilke hum pe fek raha hai !

Once a class teacher

Once a class teacher asked his students :
" Baccho "My Class Teacher" pe 10 lines likho "

Ek baccha khada hoke poochta hai :
" Sir bhosdi wale" ko kya kehte hai ?

A small kid love story !

A small kid love story !

Uske kadam jaha jaha pade hum woh jagah choom li ,
woh bewafa meri mummy ko jaake boli " Aunty aapka beta mitti khaata hai " :P

If you fail in exams ?

If you fail in exams :

Mom says 3 words : Thoda padh lete beta !

Dad Says 3 words : Ye sudrega nahi !

Lover says 3 words : How could you ?

Friends says 3 words : Main bhi fail :D

Kya aapke toothpaste main namak hai ?

Kya aapke toothpaste main namak hai ?

Agar haa to thoda haldi, mirchi, imli aur paani daal kar chatni kyu nahi banate :P

Jeevan main safal hone k liye

Jeevan main safal hone k liye 3 factory zaroori hai :
Brain main ice factory ,
Zuban main sugar factory,
Heart main love factory,
Phir life hogi satisfactory...

Pehli Baar Chudai k baad

Pehli Baar Chudai K Baad Ladki Darr k Bathroom main jaakar choot dekh kar boli:
"Jab ander gaya tha tab 6 inch ka tha bahar aaya tab 3 inch kaa, baaki kaha gaya "

35 Marks ki keemat

35 Marks ki keemat tum kya jaano scholar babu,
Board ka ashirwad hota hai 35 Marks,
Students kay sar ka taj hota hai 35 Marks,
Har failure ka khawab hota hai 35 Marks...